harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

(Source: outbreakings)

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deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

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