thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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cakejam:

"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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transfolk:

when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive

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(Source: dadmonk)

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pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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undersensitive:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: co-ver)

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clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

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(Source: milfdud)

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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts)

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